The Hour of Lunch is at Hand!

New: An open letter to our Catholic friends

Who is the God-Walrus, and What does He Want?!

The God-Walrus strides the world like a colossus, full of love and hunger for Mankind! He is lord of the fabled beatific state that men call… Lunch!

But his lunch is like no lunch of this Earth! His minutes are like years, and his days, of course, are six of his own months long! By the puny standards of our mere mortal luncheon, he has not had his noonday meal in centuries.

But Lo! The God Walrus has revealed that on February 22, 2222 He shall rise, and glance at his watch, and lunch! On what will he lunch? He has not revealed this final mystery to us, but I trust completely in his wisdom.

The Mark of the God-Walrus