Prayers and Grovulences
There are many Grovulences that we use to abase ourselves at the altar of the great God-Walrus -- many ways to appease the wrath of his mighty flipper. These are some of the most efficacious. Recite them often, loudly and publicly to earn not only the love of your god, but the admiration of your community as well!
Salads 12:32
Ecstasy, thy name is Lunch!
The Book of Herring 12:23
O mighty God-Walrus!
Please don't throw ice-floes at our heads!
Here I have a nice tasty fish for you!
And a fine mollusk!
Only please don't crush us
Or devour us neither!
Salads 12:35
O mighty God-Walrus!
You are so dainty
And refined.
Everyone loves
The cultured and erudite quality
Of your moustache
If I gave you a fine mollusk
Would you leave us alone?
Menu 11:45
Where shall we go?
LUNCH!
What shall we do?
FEAST!
When will we stop?
NEVER!
Appertif 12:05
How many are his tusks?
Two!
How many is two?
The most there are!
Why is two the highest number?
The God-Walrus can't count higher!
How can he count to two?
Two is the number of his tusks!
How many are his tusks?
(Repeat until persecuted by better organized religion)
Dessert 12:59
No moral principle or stern leader is so compelling
As the urge to defecate.